Let’s be honest, Central High School has too many stairs. We all know how many times you have been in a situation where you are exhausted in the morning, and your class is on the fourth floor. Then after you have a class in the gym. That is seven flights of stairs, and if you have to go to the band room or choir room that’s eight flights of stairs. That’s six flights too many.  

It’s easy to say there are too many stairs, but what’s the way to fix it?  

Well, first off, replace the stairs with almost all escalators, and to save money with the downstairs, we just replace those with slides so we can have fun. Especially since it would be so easy to place in just take some wood slabs and shove them in the stairs. We could also have better elevators and more of them; we don’t need all these stairs, they’re unessential. So just take them all out so simple. 

Frankly, an escalator would be easier and better, especially because if you’re late you can start walking up the escalators to gain superspeed, and it solves the problem of people going the wrong way on the stairs because the people would just stay still. 

On one side we should have a better way to gain fitness, so a Rockwall should be added. While obviously not as fast or efficient, it would be fun, and life needs more fun.  Just knock out the hall of fame and move that to where more visitors will see it and the principal wall and now boom Rockwall. 

My final option for a solution to the massive amounts of stairs is to flatten the school out, remove every other floor and make it just an extra addition to the first floor. Then we only have two floors, a basement and first floor. So much easier, isn’t it? 

There, we have our solutions to our problems with our staircases.